Women, Woman, Wo-men

The following complicated jargon is in fact not that complicated at all, just read it and exaggerate the pause at each comma...

Women, Woman, Wo-men

You think I know.
I know, but I don't know.
I know I may never know.
Now you know, I don't know.

Women, woman, wo-men.
You think, I know.
You hurt, I know.
You lie, I know.
You're fine, are you?

Women, woman, wo-men
I now know, I will never know.

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What I am trying to say here is that I will pretty much never understand women, and the reason may be because women refuse to let men understand them.

The best example of this is...

From my experience I have learned that the word "fine" is never a good thing to a woman. If you say she looks "fine", that is like saying "you don't look good". When that is not what we mean at all.

And, when she says "everything is fine", chances are that is a big lie... the only problem is when you call her out on it she'll say "nothing is wrong", when in fact, its obvious something is.

So women... help us help you. If we ask, we care, even if its only a little bit, we care. Don't lie then blame us, because we don't want to pry and annoy you with our constant asking. Just tell us what is wrong, even if its us that bother you, we'll understand... we know we are bothersome.

Sincerely,

Eric... and maybe a lot of the male population.